
23/03/2009. INTERNET has been an issue of late. this issue will not last long...
some other issues i am learning to defeat
06/12/2009. CLITTY WRECKERS Courtesy of the best damn orthodontics in town! ... see below
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06/12/2009. CHRISTMAS AT THE HALL RESIDENCE A Strange, funny but beautiful bunch. William, Rufus and Marlee Hall.
for some reason he's naked underneath that poncho.
16/12/2009. THE DIRT Not as creatively written as other band autobiographies like Scar Tissue but I have never paged a book fast enough. These guys are wild. Read this.
15/12/2009. MEGA TRIP
Queensland to Sth Coast and Home - 20 hours on the road, 40 degree neg sessions, invert to air revs, disagreeable camera cards, mega rolls, nsw largest underwater crap, who needs a radio - one hell of a good time
30/11/2009. NO.6 PODCAST IS UP. The No.6 Electric Eye (Episode 1) - Max Arent from Limited Edition on Vimeo.
26/11/09. PLASTIC PEOPLE AUSTRALIA LAUNCHES! NEW PUNKS, NEW SUMMER LINE, NEW DISTRIBUTION. PLASTIC PEOPLE AUSTRALIA LAUNCHES! WWW.PLASTICPEOPLE.COM.AU ![]() 25/10/2009. BSC BOARD-TEST DAYS Popping me mug in and around the BSC Board test days this Saturday October 31st (Manly Beach) and Sunday November 8th at Duranbah Beach on the Gold Coast. If you like come check out and ride mine and the other signature boards for yourself > ![]() 19/10/2009. SWEET BABY JESUS, BLESS THE GOOD LORD, A NEW PODCAST IS HERE NOSIXTV - A series of podcasts I have a foot-in directing. First installment streaming through your iTunes December 1st. this will be fun ![]() ![]() 11/10/2009. INDENT HEART SOUTH WHALEY ![]() FRAME: Mark Bannam 10/10/2009. FUCKEY OFFEY FLAVORED DOMMY ![]() Flavored condoms are for prostitutes and girlfriends who despise oral... Fuckey offey flavored dommy 25/08/2009. LE BOOGIE BOOOOGIE So for the very first time in Bodyboarding a photographer will be able to take a photo, raise his fist, claim covers and conclude truth! Phil Gallagher has started up his own mag "Le Boogie" and from what I've seen of the first issue, it will be an absolute hit. The finished production, texture and content quality is creme and just today pre-sales at www.leboogie.com are open to the public. Phils press release: ![]() 19/08/2009. SPEEEEED METAL You drive me wyldeeeee baby, you drive me wyldeeeeeee baby! Learn to play some real instruments you fools ![]() 02/08/2009. MEGA PLUG ![]() Photo: Flash Jordan 16/07/2009. BOARDS IN STORE! My No.6 signature models are in all good surf stores across Australia, the U.S and Europe now! Buy one and ill buy you lunch. 05/07/2009. FACE TEAR ![]() ![]() Andrew Smythe is taking some frwoffinnnn'ingly good photos of late. Check his site here > 03/07/2009. BACK TO BACK BABAYYYY! There has been so many swells on the East Coast this past 3 weeks its retarded. Hence the lack of updates, with most of my time on the road surfing. A hell load of frame grabs and photos to come this next 24 hours. Owww right! 10/06/2009. BACK ON THE SADDLE Shake off that dirty queens birthday hangover cos things are looking to turn on this week if your anywhere near the East Coast for waves. A series of lush looking South pulses with offshore winds are a ready to rock from about Thursday onwards. I am fanging off down the Sth Coast in search of some tubes, so you can expect a nice little package of photos and frames uploaded from around Sunday this week. k shootz. 02/06/2009. REGGIE WATTS Probably the coolest thing i've seen today. Reggie Watts is playing at the Metro Sydney tommorow night Wednesday the 3rd. Get along 28/05/2009. PLASTIC PEOPLE SIGN MYSTERY GROM! ![]() Pictured centre with founder Chucky Guarino and Australian rep Tim Boreham. Who is this guy??!! 24/05/2009. SIGNATURE DIRT. Got the word today that my board will be in stores from July. The PE model retails at 329, the EFC model at 339 and the PP at 379 AU dollars. Right on. 20/05/2009. BUSY-T AT AV ARIE FRIDAY NIGHT BABAY, OWW! Along with other hell raisers, Aleesha Dibbs and local band Radiophobia, Busy-T (Toby Player) will be rocking the top floor of Avalon RSL this Friday night. Doors open at 8, and its ten bucks to get in. Lets do this. ![]() The last time I saw anything Toby had to do with a party. 17/05/2009. RIGS Picked out a couple of the Signature No.6 stock models for my own use today. An all black in the new EFC core and a yellow/ black rail/ orange slick in my personal favoured PE model... ![]() Now all I need is some groovy sticker placement. 11/05/2009. BELLA BALERINA. She knows how to rock o' roll. ![]() 08/05/2009. NO.6 SIGNATURE MODEL REVEALED. The main featured... ![]() Other colour combinations comprise: ![]() ![]() The boards come in sizes 38" 39" 40" 41" and 42". The cores include: - PE(dow)/ Mesh/ Stringer, - PP(polypro)/ stringer, and the new - EFC Core (PP/PE) with Variable flex stringer system. I am freaking psyched on how these things turned out, I remember years ago Ben Player helping me work out the perfect shape for myself to use in all conditions of riding and to see it in production now is some sort of insane dream! OWWWWWWWW!!!! Availible in all surf stored very soon. Hope you like them <3 <3 <3 07/05/2009. MOBILE PHONES ARE A SAFETY BLANKET, I AM THE PASSENGER. I have been hanging, far flung out on the otherside of the country this past couple of weeks - riding waves and getting photos for No. 6 & Limited Edition. Lackey and Leuhman have been showing me around for what has been quite a wild couple of weeks in the west. It was the first time I have ever surfed this side of Oz and I am pretty convinced I am going to move here. There are so many set-ups and swells are consistent as fuck, not to mention living costs are about a third in price of Sydney. As soon as my 0 per week hostile Avalon lease comes up in October, I am getting real and getting over there. Included are two frames Lackey shot on his Nomad camera out at Mandura wedge last week. Alex Turoy shot some pretty cool high res stuff that hopefully you will be able to check out in the future magazines. Oww ![]() ![]() 06/05/2009. TAKING WHAT YOU CAN GET, ON THE ROAD. I've been here, there and a couple of other places lately so posts have been to a minimum. Not to worry, this next couple of days will be spent solely on bombing updates to keep you bored (facebook blocked) muthafuckers at office desk jobs entertained. Mildly. Shits blowing up 22/04/2009. AND HEADS WILL ROLL The new Plastic People line has dropped >>here ![]() 09/04/2009. NEW PLASTIC LINE DROPS BOMBS ![]() As Chucky-G explains it "Lots of titties and skulls and shit. Ya know, the shit we like and live all day every day." Word is also strengthening that one of the Ozzy riders will be taking over the Australian Licensing for Plastic People, so you can expect a hell load of buzz from the riders aswell as a few East Coast parties promoting like that the hellfire did last year. Stay tuned for the range launching this April 15th. 31/03/2009. NO. 6 BODYBOARDS + LIMITED EDITION FINS A new deal has just been sealed between myself and No. 6 bodyboards + Limited Edition Fins starting this April 1st. It was a tough decision leaving NMD and Stealth but I did feel it was time to move on and No. 6/ Limited Editions proposal was too good not to sign! I will now be the number one rider of No. 6 and I will be involved with film team trips of Limited Edition team with Griz, Lackey and Pence etc which will be fun. No. 6 are also releasing my own No. 6 MAX Signature model in the coming couple of months which from what i've seen of the samples looks freaking awesome. I will be able to release photo's of the samples in the next week, so stay on it. Here is No. 6's press release: ![]() 23/03/2009. ROCKBAND FROM HELLLLLL! A collection of photo's from a rowdy xbox rockband bash - post Pipeline pro 2009. ![]() 7 guys to the 1 girl. Rockin lml ![]() Julien Miremont, Mike Murphy and myself. ![]() Jakey and Pierre imposing an Eminem feat. Bono duet. ![]() Get real Pierre. 22/03/2009. AUSSIE PRO EVENT #1 WRAP' D'bah produced some blazing waves for the final day of the Rheopaipo Pro today with 3-4 ft clean wedges hanging around for the most of the day. Rawlins took the win and I finished with a Semi's knockout which leaves me gunning in 7th place for this years Australian Title. The Newcastle Pro starts this Thursday with almost double the points of the Rheo Pro so hopefully I can pull my finger out for that one! Lets do this. 19/03/2009. FRESH INK # 2. New board sponsor + New fins sponsor + All black signature model + Followmemax Video Installments. aLL CoM1nG S000oooooooN! 19/03/2009. iamDONE WITH LOSING. ![]() ![]() The 2009 Australian Tour kicks off tomorrow a.m with the Gold Coast Rheopaipo Pro aswell as the second stop backing up the very next weekend at Soldiers Beach on the NSW Central Coast. D'bah today had some fun 2-3ft waves and hopefully the swell hangs around for tomorrows start. Check ibaaustralasia.com for daily updates; Come on baby! 27/02/2009. A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR. Mat Desaphie (Sen No Sen Wetsuits): I saw on your blog that you tried to translate "sen no sen" from french to english ahahahahaha. In fact, the "sen no sen" is a concept in martial arts. It's an anticipation concept (attack the enemy before he finished his own attack on you). There are the "sen no sen" and the "go no sen". For more info, seek guidance from the local master splinter of your home town. ![]() Japanese neoprene judo suits coming this March. 26/02/2009. WILLY GOES TO REHAB I gotta check into rehab baby, because your my diseaseeeee! After being the drunkest kid at the Pipeline Pro after party last night. Chris 'sweet dick willy' Wilson checked himself into rehab. ![]() 25/02/2009. DUDE ROCKS! RYAN HARDY WON! ![]() i love him <3 <3 <3 25/02/2009. AND THE BID'S ARE ON! After getting knocked out in Round 7 myself and the fellas are on for a big day day of beers and supporting. Tips for the win are as follows: Sweet dick willy: Is sticking with the underdog Toby Player Chris Grisslar James: Im gonna go with my wingman, Curl Curl king, Dave Winchester. Max Gruggy Arent: My brother Dave Crowley, could upset the big wigs. Trucker Cap king! That's my tip. Simon Simian Sheffield: Pierre. Super grom. Slick Nick: Mike Stewart, because he does'nt hit the reef. Lyndsey lin-hammer Paradice: Tamega, because I love nothing more than a hot competetive Brazillian. ![]() Cheers, Chixx, Covers, Boom, Kings!!!!!!!!!!! 24/02/2009. CONTEST IS OWWWWWWWWWNN! Day 2 of the Pipeline Pro starts today live from www.ibaworldtour.com/live at 5am AEST. Starting at Round 5, the draw as follows: Heat # 1 Mens Round 5 Red Yoshitada Kondo JPN White Paul Benco HAW Yellow Tom Wilson AUS Blue Josh Garner AUS Heat # 2 Mens Round 5 Red Mark Parsons AUS White Herman Ano HAW Yellow Damian King AUS Blue Francisco Aguilar SPA Heat # 3 Mens Round 5 Red David Phillips HAW White Cade Sharp AUS Yellow Michael Ostler ZAF Blue Willy Petrovic HAW Heat # 4 Mens Round 5 Red Thomas Rigby AUS White Rui Ferreira POR Yellow Ruben Quinones PRI Blue Jake Stone AUS Heat # 5 Mens Round 5 Red Stephan Stamm BRA White Gastao Entrudo POR Yellow Toby Player AUS Blue Chad Jackson AUS Heat # 6 Mens Round 5 Red Ivo Machado POR White Jason Bitzer USA Yellow Chris James AUS Blue Dallas Singer AUS Heat # 7 Mens Round 5 Red Jared Houston ZAF White Glen Sullivan AUS Yellow Oshi Grady HAW Blue Max Arent AUS Heat # 8 Mens Round 5 Red Jerome Bats FRA White Drew Erichson USA Yellow Timothy Hamilton HAW Blue Chris Wilson AUS 21/02/2009. CHRIS JAMES. iamDONE! North Shore stand-out Chris James has made "Alex O's 10 shots" today with a signature PDA (Public Display of Affection) shot that is becoming a trademark of his this season. With more acai bowls than barrels the 'grisslar' quotes "I don't I come to Hawaii to get fucking pits mate. Get me on the next flight out of here, I am done!" ![]() Check out more of Alex O's 10 shots of the day here. 19/02/2009. FRESH INK I just signed a new 2 year deal with European label Sen No Sen Westuits. I've tried google translating "Sen No Sen" from French to English but with no result i gather it must be some sort of groovy locale slang??? That aside the wetsuits are incredible. Using the best Japanese 'Mamamoto Neoprene' (the creme de la creme of raw materials) the suits are the most comfortable, flexible, snug and stylish wetsuits I have ever used. The suits will be availible in Oz from March this year. Support! ![]() 18/02/2009. YEAHH BABAYYYY!!!!! The pipeline pro day 1 ran today with pumping waves in the 6 to 8ft sweep. Toby, Stoney, Grisslar, Wilso and Sling-hammer were the Aussie boys ripping and progressing. I had a Round 3 start and also progressed through both of my heats of the day. Round 5 is looking to start tomoro morning live from 5.00 a.m AEST on ibaworldtour.com/live . Yeah nigga! House of winners! Covers! Boom! 17/02/2009. PIPELINE PRO SCHEDULED START: The Turbo/ Sunzapper Pipeline Pro is scheduled to start tomoro morning (Wednesday the 18/02 at 5.00am AEST) broadcasting live by webcast at ibaworldtour.com/live Im booked in for a Round 3 start with a total of 8 rounds of competition before the finals. Lets do this! ![]() 12/02/2009. PLASTIC PEOPLE STUDIO SALE ![]() Check out Plastic People's studio sale, clearing out last seasons stock at 40-70% off! With some limited edition prints that have never even been retailed before. Skull X and Steal From The Rich are the pick's. Buy them here. 12/02/2009. FOLLOWMEMAX.COM VIDEO #1. The first installment (hawaii) is in the works right now with some good Rockys session's under the belt aswell as a heap of hand-cam footage i've been shootingfrom around town. Liam O'brian is locked in covering the surfing footage with my good friend Hollywood cutting the edit back home. The online stream will release mid-march. 12/02/2009. NO BULLSHIT, JUST THE COOL SHIT. The king of kings, Toby Player grouped his Boogerking team together with a studio shoot for an upcoming Movement advert last week. THE TEAM SUPREME!!!!!!!!! 10/02/2009. HAWAIIAN VACATION # 1. I flew in this morning jet lagged as hell to find 4-5ft waves for my first day on the North Shore. I cant stand this place. The waves are good and catching up with friends is awesome, but the crowds and vibes from the community in and out of the water sicken me. If it was'nt for the comp i would'nt be here. Here are a couple of shots from Rocky Point this morning of an empty and a rider unknown. Ok, fuck off kids. Bye ![]() ![]() 08/02/2009. ART FAG BUT WITHOUT THE FAG I received my two new boards for Hawaii yesterday. Working on some cool sticker placement when my good friend/ graff lej, Timmy B had a cool idea for some spray art to compliment. Timmy B is a real creative go-getter and is right now in the process of taking over the Australian Licensing for Plastic People. ![]() ![]() Imagine winning the pipe comp and hoisting one of these boards as the victory ride? .. Killer cool. 08/02/2009. SCAR TISSUE I just finished reading Scar Tissue for the first time and fuck yeah! I think am ready to enter full time sobriety. Either that or just become a flipped out, heroid attict.. A good read. ![]() Universally Speaking - RHCP Live 13/01/2009. FOLLOWMEMAX VIDEO's Whooo! Check out ALBUM of the for details.. 26/12/2008. PARTY TIMES OWWWW!!! It was funny. I phoned up my team manager Jose Marquina to talk a little shop the night before christmas eve on the 23rd. Had to organise a couple of boards and accessories to pick up for the upcoming hawaii season this February. Trying to suck up a little and add a little graciousness to my phone call i took the time to get the low down on Jose' plans for hawaii this season. Half way through him talking, he awkwardly pauses... "Wait.. What the fuck are we talking about Hawaii for?! More importantly what are you doing for xmas eve tommorow night! Hawaii is not for ages. Are you partying?!" Pfft Who was i kidding really! Its bloody chrissy eve tomoro. Lets party! ... So you heard it kids. Straight from the mouth of one of bodyboarding industries biggest cats, the man any aspiring professional wishes they had a contract involved with. It is the off-season for waves people. It is the time to party! And In tribute to this, I have attatched an amazing live recording of Jim Morrisson drunk, jamming 'Roadhouse Blues' with his band 'The Doors' from a show in 1970. A sure kick in the ass to get any one-dimensional, colorless android the inspiration to get out and get groovy! Merry X-mas and a Happy New Year Everybody. Enjoy. 22/11/2008. A FISTFUL OF ROD! Just alike to scoring a 10 point ride in any comp, theres something about getting an air punch from Rodeo thats so rewarding. One of the most enthusiastic media paps' in the channel, you cant help but get that subtle feeling of accomplishment after pulling off the back of a smoking tube and seeing that extended left arm of his chucking fist. Two days ago, on a road trip down the coast I have never witnessed so much air punch, in any one session.. ever! Super tubes in Ulladulla turned on for the first time this year, and people were talking it up as good as the session that scored surfers and boogers covers the world-wide a couple of years back. Rod Owens, Lee Kelly, Ryan Mattick and a couple others were the media on hand whilst Alex Bunting, Jose Marquina, Ewan Donnachie, Thom Rob + a few pro stand ups and myself were the ones riding. It was a mental day of waves and will be sure to be seen in print with companies already rumoured to be laying down thousands of gee's for advertising rights to the photos. So keep your eyes peeled people and get a load of what rodeo's rave is all about. Included below is a taste of what it looked like, with a similar photo from that 'as-good-as' day 2 years ago taken by Jeremy Cresswell. ![]() 07/11/2008. GET OUT. GROW UP Old sucks. New is rad. I finally realised this after spending my first 7 days out of home this week. Moved into a prized little 1 bedroom Avalon apartment and am loving life. Sure the rent is steep, but with the amount of cool shit that can potentially go down with running your own private pad, its priceless! All dirty thoughts aside, one thing I am looking forward to most is purchasing my own copy of Phil Gallaghers soon to be released book about bodyboarding, "DLUX" to deck out my coffee table with. ![]() Pre release copies are availible for order here. Phil is also hosting a DLUX launch party on the 11th of December for all his friends and supporters in celebration. I think the invite sounded pretty exclusive so I'm not sure how keen he would be on me bleeding out party details over the net. But what I can tell you is just about every industry name is going to be there. So toot on kids - Hound dog your favourite pro bodyboarders myspace page for time and where-about details of the party and come booze. Apparently gate crashers are what make partys cool anyway. 05/11/2008. OH LORDY' I love this girl. 25/10/2008. FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE GAELIC ![]() Good friend of mine Timmy.B and myself scored free tickets to Sparkadia's show at the Gaelic Club on friday night. Im generally a chilled fan of Sparkadia's music. Kind of one of those - on the way to work a monday morning - kind of bands. Dumbstruck was I when they put on a real psychadelic, punk performance. It got radical. Tracks live 'Jealousy' and 'Animals' are my picks. Listen to their studio recordings here. The group have also produced, what looks to be over 100 000 photos manipulated into a video stream for a cool clip to their track 'In The Morning Light'. If anyone in West Oz, Queensland or Tassie can catch their next shows, go for it. Just dont put yourself through the pre-performance acts of supporting bands Oh Mercy and Gin Wigmore.. They stunk. 10/10/2008. RIPTIDE #166 ![]() The new Riptide mag arrived in my mail box yesterday. A few things I took note of from the issue: - Firstly Ryan Hardy is the fucking man! One of the most humble and genuine dudes Ive ever met. And those air reverses from the 'Rumbe In the Jungle' article... Classic. - Secondly with Mick Parkhill's 'The Blue Building Turns 10' opinion's on the best means for the bodyboarding industry to grow. I could'nt agree more with his response, but I just want to express further ; The "fundamental, grass-root" riders ARE wearing bodyboarding label clothing. Not just for the fact that their getting paid to do so, but because they want to. I think the worst thing a bodyboarding clothing label can produce are clothing lines the same as brands like Quicksilver and Rusty, but with a different logo splashed. Bodyboarders are cooler than that! And this is being potrayed through the designs and clothing cuts that labels like Plastic People and IamNone etc are producing. Because really, other than where the money from those sales are going, how else can you define a difference? - And lastly I want to chuck out some mad props to Pro rider / WBB Team Manager (my boss) Jose Marquina. Your cover is fucking mental man! One of the greatest slash heaviest Zone barrels Ive ever seen. And to compliment that, jose hones the back cover launching to the skies with a monsterous invert aswell. Shit, what cant this man do??!! hmmmmmmm **Whats that Jose? You want to triple my contract now? ALLRIIIIGHHHTTTTTTTT !!!!!!!!!! 07/10/2008. FOLLOWMEMAX.COM LAUNCH ![]() So its now 4am and after weeks of caffeine induced, sleepless nights, slaving away to my laptop screen. Your first followmemax installment is fucking done! Excuse the haste, its late. Basically the main idea - the manifesto - behind this website, is giving you, the reader (whoever that may be) a realistic look into the experiences, personality and interests of my own and what are respectably similar to a bunch other of the professional boogy dudes I ride with. Surfing, girls, film, photos, art, cheek, music, lies, fuck you's, good times, rock and roll, ... Experiences ! Cheek ! Girls ! Surfing ! Lies ! Rumours ! Waves ! Art ! Music ! Girls ! Lies ! Film ! Quotes ! Girls ! ROCK and ROLL !!!!!!!!!.........!!!!!!!!!.......!!!!!!!!!..........!!!!!!!!! A behind the scenes take on where we really get our kicks. Even more so, how SIMILAR we riders are to you. Your gonna get rude, your gonna get raw, even sometimes contraversial, Owwwww! But always fun : ) Really just feeding you people with, whatever I feel like. Bodyboarding is so fucking cool at the moment, so cool, radical and rebellious, some media outlets are even scared to cover it. So bookmark followmemax.com and through my informative, consistent and what I hope to be entertaining updates, you may just take a little fancy towards this filthy blog. I will be updating with each news flash, as it happens. If theres none? We'l just have to make something up. So keep it close! Also check out a cool little feature the people at voodoo creative added to the site - you can actually grab, move and dispatch each blog to fit followmemax the way you like it.. WOW! i know. Any enquiries, love letters, feedback or hatemail. Write me at max@followmemax.com Cheers.
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